5. Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe - (2:54)
Yeah, wassup, uh, n***. I was uh plannin' on uh playin with my rap
band uh somewhere and we heard about the Cobalt Cafe, thought it'd
be a tit out place to play, and so, I was thinkin, what's up with
"Uh, hang on a second"
"Yeah, won't you call back, uh, tomorrow at six?"
Yeah, well 'bout six o'clock, we be practicin' and sh*t, ya know,
like, I was just wantin' to know, you know, if like, rap bands 'n
stuff were allowed in that place 'n stuff, cause we really, like
ya know, rap the house off 'n stuff, ya know, we call, ya know,
we light fires 'n stuff, 'n stuff like that, ya know, and throw
records at people's heads 'n s***, you know, we call, yeah, people
like us, we got a catchy name, we call "Show Me Your Titz" 'n stuff
like dat, you know like, they really into our music 'n stuff, people
dance around the place naked with their (laughter) hello? I don't
see what's so funny about our rap music, homeboy. Homeboy, whats
you laughin at?
You, you would s*** in your pants if you seen us play, we rap the
house off, muthar like, we seriously break some f**kin' s*** n***,
we kick some ass home-boy.
We badasses, bitch. We called "Show Me Your Titz".
"We'll yeah, you should..."
Dave, we talked to Dave, called back and talk to Dave, cause this's
Tito in the house, wassup dude, wassup?
"Hang on a second."
Yeah wassup dude, this Dave?
"No, Dave's not in."
Oh hey, who dis?
"This is Ryan".
Wassup dude? This is Tito in da house, whaduuuuuup. Yo wassup dude,
I want to get my, my rap band in there, "Show Me Your Titz".
"Yeah, you got to call back tomorrow dude."
'Bout what time?
Aww man, "Show Me Your Titz" is performing tomorrow night.
We're performing, my band, "Show Me Your Titz". That's what we called.
"Show me the tits?"
Yeah, "Show Me Your Titz."
"Show me your tits. (laughing)"
We badass muthaf**kers, we break some records over people's heads
'n stuff on a turntable and slap it on our asses and juicy fruits,
ya know. We come, we crazy people man, wassup dude. We bring it
down from the south side to the prizzo(?). It's crazy like that
homeboy, you see how it is in the hood growin' up, muthaf**ka. You
know how it is, right?
We all good like that.
"Yeah, I know."
We also talk about Jesus and stuff like that, we all good, homeboy.
"Look bud, you gotta call back, I'm really busy right now."
Alright man, I'll talk to Dave or Chris or whoever the f**k that
muthaf**ka is tomorrow, tell him that um, "Show Me Your Titz" will
be in there, soon as possible.
"Ah, tit out."